About Us
My Story
I’m Big Bob. I’m the Big Cheese around here. I used to be the Big Man, but too many people confused me with the other Big Man, Clarence Clemons, until he died. I used to be The Boss, too. But too many people confused me with Clarence Clemons’s former boss, until he died (the Big Man, not The Boss). So, now I’m the Big Cheese. You can call me Bob but not Big Bob. I’m actually not that big. I’m only 4’ 11” with my boots on. It’s the RV Parks that are big. Not me. I hope that clears things up.
Anyway, each of our fun-filled RV Parks is meticulously maintained. Our state-of-the-art, on-site security will keep you, your RV, your loved ones, and all your stuff safe at all times. And our amenities are so good, you’ll never want to leave. In fact, some folks have tried to stay forever. That caused us to put a clause in our site-leasing contract that prohibits squatting, except, of course, in the rest rooms. (More on the facilities later.)
Our on-site staff members routinely travel from campsite to campsite to retrieve your trash. That’s right. Most campgrounds make you haul your own refuse off to some distant waste bin. Not here. At Big Bob’s we do the heavy lifting. (If you’d like to take that as a pun, please feel free.) All you have to do is open your door, check to make sure there are no inspectors around from the Health Department or photographers from the Nature Conservancy, and chuck your crap right out on the ground. At Big Bob’s, when we say, “We got this,” we mean everything.
We Provide
Entertainment at all of our Parks, Thursday through Sunday nights, at the Center Fire Pit. Every Park has a Ted Nugent cover band that plays so loud it keeps even mosquitos away. (Bring your own ear plugs.) Our maintenance crew stokes up a roaring fire from all the trash you throw out. And our Food & Recreation crew supplies marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers for all-you-can-eat S’mores. And after you and the kids get completely covered in all that goop, you can go for a dip in the man-made pond that’s at the heart of every one of Big Bob’s RV Parks. (Bring your own towels.)
And that’s not all: Stay just two nights at any of our Big Bob’s RV Parks, and you’ll become a Frequent Stay Guest. That elite status entitles you to:
- A Big Bob’s decal to prominently display your loyalty to Big Bob on your RV
- A five-percent discount on all Park fees (excluding Big Bob’s Hooch and all other alcoholic beverages sold in the Big Bob’s Bottle Barn in every Big Bob’s RV Park).
- Prime site selection in any Big Bob’s RV Park. Prime sites are first come, first served. (Exceptions can be made for generous tippers.)
- As an added bonus, all of our Frequent Stay Guests receive re-usable Big Bob’s Trash Bags, which our staff members wash, iron, and return to you after they dump your trash in the fire pit.
Super Efficient
Deeply Committed